Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)

”Master, couldn ’t you show me a bit of the book? ”

”No. Don ’t bother reading my thoughts either. This technique is too dangerous for you. ”

”Why? ”

”Haven ’t many dao gods been observing you recently? They are probably waiting for you to either read or master the dao of space-and-time, and then, they will instantly learn it through you! It ’s safer if you gain a bit of strength before you touch a dangerous technique, so those cunning dao gods can ’t simply send their goons to steal the technique book or your soul. Samsara God might have forbidden people from devouring souls, but many lunatics still do it. Never trust any god, Miaomiao. ”

”… ”

Today as well, Miaomiao had failed to convince Lu Fengxian to share the content in the book. He even tried to snoop his master ’s mind, but the ex-immortal blocked his access to the memory.

”You have already learned the Qi Conversion technique from me. For now, go and form all basic element crystals in your dantian! Talk to me again when you ’ve forged your soul physique. ”

”But isn ’t that the 8th-stage? ”

”That ’s right! You ’re not ready for time-and-space techniques. Take your time solidifying your foundation and expand your dantian capacity. I want to see a trillion liters of essence per sea and at least seven basic elements crystals! That ’s your homework! ”

”EEEEHHHHH!? ”

Miaomiao wept and sulked as the task was too boring and tedious. As he didn ’t have other methods for increasing his dantian capacity other than building system items, dual-cultivating, or completing quests, being told to increasing his dantian size was akin to asking him to ”Go fuck your wives until you drop! ”

’One sexual intercourse increased his dantian by a few liters. How many times do I have to baby-make until I can reach the goal? Won ’t my kidney be destroyed first? ’

Despite having internal conflict and complaints, Miaomiao ’s member was as energetic as ever. His pitched tent pointed at Lu Fengxian ’s face as if it was scolding the master.

Lu Fengxian frowned and peered at his apostle, ”Get lost before I castrate you. Go dual-cultivate if you have the time to bother me. ”

”… ”

Disappointed, Miaomiao returned to the concubine mansion, where his wives and Wei Yuan lived.

When Miaomiao returned home, all his wives were present.

Wei Yuan

Jiang Lan

Kang Yan

Ju Chen

Ma Xingjuan

Ju Shoufen

Pan Xiaofan

Fang Meirong

Lai Wen

Kong Xifeng

Fan Xiu