The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn’t Pamper Me

  

Gu Han was utterly speechless. 

 

This young brat makes fucking good sense!

  

Pei Xian looked at Gu Han with a red face, he aimed to seize 30 million.

 

With a clear goal in his mind, he patted Gu Han’s thin chest.
“If you are particularly concerned about technical issues, Mr.
Gu, I can learn those!”

  

This was just too much for Gu Han to bear it.

 

“You two don’t look alike at all! You both are poles apart. 

  

Xiao Yuhang was taller than you, you aren’t even as long as his legs! Xiao Yuhang’s eyes can provoke one, while yours always sting.

 

Xiao Yuhang hates people talking and only sees the price tag on everyone.
You dare to compare! I wonder, in what world are you like Xiao Yuhang!?”

  

You … You are far better than him. Gu Han added in his heart.

 

 

“Mr.
Gu, I’m very sorry for the terrible experience.” 

  

Pei Xian looked at him very seriously and talked from the bottom of his heart. 

 

“Although I’m fake, I’m cheap.
As long as 30 million are at stake, I can’t afford to bear a loss.
Not to be mentioned, act like a fool.”

  

“…” 

 

Gu Han felt like he would be crying from anger at any moment now.

  

He roughly grabbed the contract and turned to the last page in outrage.

 

“Sign, and go to bed after signing! One more sentence and I will deduct your salary!”

  

Pei Xian shut up entirely and quickly signed.

 

Then ignoring Gu Han who was red like an apple, he climbed into the bed and got under the quilt.

  

After getting into a comfortable position he switched off all the lights in the room.

 

 

Leaving the glorious-proud boss Gu speechless, who could only grit his teeth in the darkness.

  

“You are so obedient!”

 

“Caring for Villain IQ System” Update Tips:

  

[Please read the following tips for the official system to go online:

The host can naturally maintain the IQ level of general events. Hosts’ participation in protagonist-related events will still cause a decline in IQ. The host can complete system tasks to accumulate energy, which will protect the IQ in the protagonist-related events. The higher the energy accumulation in the system, the stronger the ability to resist the male protagonist’s “Intelligence-Reducing Halo” Please take care of the battery, protect the battery, and pity the battery]

 

Gu Han’s rebirth made him learn all the pits and tricks that Zhou Kai had dug for him.

  

But unfortunately, his IQ level was unstable.
If the temporary system was out of power, he would not be able to handle even the company’s general affairs.

 

Now that he has found Pei Xian, this at least ensures that his daily work will not be negatively affected.

  

According to the story, the Zhou family was not quite good now. 

 

Zhou Kai will shortly be dragged into a family struggle. 

  

During this time, he will not find time to deal with Gu Han. 

 

 

While the other party’s house is on fire, Gu Han was determined to go all out to complete the system tasks.

  

The next morning Gu Han was awakened by a system prompt.

 

“Caring for the Villain’s IQ System” release task:

  

[Please complete the task– “Make XianXian happy by spending money on him”.
The task is valid for twelve hours.
The energy reward would be based on XianXian’s level of happiness.
The current system energy is 0.
Caring for XianXian is everyone’s responsibility! 】

 

“What kind of crap is this ‘Caring for the Villain IQ System’? 

  

Your name should rather be ‘Pei Xian’s ass licking system’ ” 

 

Gu Han walked out of the room and cursed the system to his heart’s content while brushing his teeth.

  

“Caring for the Villain IQ System” tips:

 

[Abusive system behavior is detected by the host, one unit of system energy is deducted, and the current system energy is -1.
Caring for XianXian is everyone’s responsibility! 】

  

“…” 

 

 

Gu Han, with his hands trembling from anger, puts his electric toothbrush next to the sink.

  

He died before he could succeed!

 

Pei Xian probably has the most powerful drowsiness gene in the world. 

  

He sleeps for fourteen hours a day, not too different from a koala.

 

Mainly, it was because of the lifestyle Pei Xian has maintained throughout his previous life.
His body and his soul had never been relaxed like this.
He felt so liberated for the first time in his life.

  

He just wished to sleep until he aged.

 

Uncle Lin was always worried that Pei Xian would die in his sleep due to a lack of nutrition.  

  

So the old housekeeper had to drag Pei Xian to the dining table by force.

 

Pei Xian sat opposite Gu Han with soft hair tips still slightly wet and half-opened eyes.

  

“Mr.
Gu is here today.”

 

 

Gu Han, who was wearing a suit and leather shoes, finished his breakfast.

  

“Yesterday I forgot to give you some pocket money.
Go out and buy some apparel and shoes, maybe buy a popular car.
If you stand beside me looking too shabby like this, I will just become a laughing stock.” 

 

He then took out a black-gold card and slid it over the table, 

  

“Use my card, and I’ll ask the secretary to open a supplementary card for you in two days.”

 

Pei Xian took the card.
He saw a familiar card that once he too had with him.
It was an unlimited black card.

  

In theory, if he wants, he could lead Gu Han to bankruptcy. 

 

But does a substitute even have such high treatment? 

  

Pei Xian was skeptical.

Could it be that he was testing me?

 

“Mr.
Gu, you are such a philanthropist.
But I have nothing to purchase for the time being.
I will buy something after the supplementary card is ready.”  

 

Pei Xian decided to take the role of a qualified little lover who knows his limits, has ideals, and is a responsible person.

 

 

“Go shopping this afternoon.
And what’s with this saintly attitude? If you don’t buy anything, there will be deductions!”  

 

Gu Han was too lazy to fight anymore with him.

 

“Okay.”  

 

Pei Xian, who was forced to spend money, was completely confused, but on the surface, he continued to calmly flutter Gu Han, as usual.

 

“Mr.
Gu, you are such a good man.” 

 

“Huh!” 

 

Gu Han sneered and muttered in his heart. 

 

“Good man? Did you say the same thing to that bastard Zhou Kai?”

 

Gu Han got up early and decided to go to the company sooner.  

 

Even while leaving the house, he didn’t forget to remind Pei Xian again. 

 

 

“I asked the driver to take you in the afternoon and help you to carry things.” 

 

Pei Xian nodded obediently.

 

He suddenly remembered something and hurriedly runs over to Gu Han 

 

Once he was near the man, he raised his hands stiffly and hugged the mentally retarded boss.

 

He awkwardly put his small head on Gu Han’s shoulder.  

 

“Mr.
Gu drive slowly, and be careful on the road.”

 

Gu Han was very tall, with a height of 1.87 meters while Pei Xian was smaller than 1.80 meters. 

 

Even when the height discrepancy between the two was huge, they still appeared harmonious.

 

Pei Xian’s intense expression and his voice sounded stranger than usual. 

 

Still, it was warm. 

 

 

“Thank you.
Also, I have a driver so you don’t need to worry.”  

 

Gu Han broke the hug and yanked him away like a stray animal. 

 

“Are you secretly watching erotic dramas at night?” 

 

Pei Xian tilted his head and thought, “Mr.
Gu, I’m learning from watching ‘The Law of Mistress’”

 

“Uncle Lin!” 

 

Gu Han aggressively took Pei Xian to the old housekeeper. 

 

“This cub is not yet twenty-one.
Please put an age restriction on the TV.” 

 

Pei Xian: “…”

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