The Charming Villain Just Wants To Be A Salted Fish

hort and soft paws, so she struggled to move and flailed around.
The smile on his face deepened as he watched.

His fingers carefully rubbed the blood that was on her lips.
Then, he rubbed the soft little head as those eyes slightly squinted instinctively.

“Change me back!”

Sean chanted a spell.
The kitten that was the size of a hand just now instantly changed back to her original body… and fell on him again.

Her mind was muddled, but now that she had regained her awareness, she frantically got up and stood back to the edge of the flower bushes.
Afterwards, she reached out to give him a hand and said, “I… will help you up.”

Sean did not take her hand, she withdrew it in annoyance.
He sat down next to her.

Joyce was stunned.

Sean didn’t say a word, but he sat quietly as if he was admiring the endless sea of flowers in front of him.

Joyce felt that the atmosphere was becoming a little romantic, so she casually found a topic to talk about.
“These flowers are so beautiful.”

Sean glanced at her and continued to be silent.
The atmosphere that was almost romantic became awkward again.

While she was secretly berating everything about him in her mind, he suddenly asked, “Do you know why these flowers are so beautiful?”

Joyce was confused by the question.
A loud alarm rang in her mind, and she felt that such a topic seemed to be…

“Because the vampires buried the bodies they had sucked dry under the flowers.”

“…”

I knew it!!!

Such a dog blooded1 Mary Sue manga! As soon as Sean spoke, I knew it would be like this! 

Joyce, who had just felt much better, once again felt like she was a bad person.

She rolled her eyes and was about to say something, however, Long Aotian, who was guarding at the side, had already calculated the time and came back to check on them.

“Your Highness Joyce.” Long Aotian’s eyes looked over at Sean and saw that he didn’t seem to be badly hurt.
He was surprised and fixed his sights on him.

“What do you need?” Joyce cleared her throat.

“I have been negligent.” Long Aotian’s eyes were mixed with emotions.
“No wonder they told you not to be so intense next time.
It turns out…”

“Huh?!”

Joyce hurried to raise her voice to interrupt him, but Long Aotian continued without any awareness.
“Her Highness has tasted the knight’s blood.
His blood is indeed different from ordinary people, and it is sweeter than the food we keep in captivity.
No wonder you refuse to eat the food.”

“…” Joyce had no idea what this pawn of a villain was thinking, but luckily he didn’t say anything to embarrass her.
But she immediately thought of the ingredients she had left behind because she was attracted by the smell of blood in the market.
She immediately asked, “What I bought at the market…”

“We have already brought it all back.”

Joyce breathed a sigh of relief.
She jumped to her feet with excitement and motioned for Long Aotian to take her to see the ingredients.

Long Aotian was surprised at her sudden excitement.
She swiftly said, “Sean has just contributed his blood and we need to prepare something for him to eat.”

When she finished speaking, she pulled Sean up and ran in the direction Long Aotian spoke of.

Footnotes

狗血 (gǒu xuè jù) – Internet term used to describe exaggerated or sensational performances.