The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood

ctly what our company needs.
“Cao Nuo said.

    To use this kind of novel as a guide is simply an operation guide for the company’s missions.

    “Only when you feel how precious your life is, only then human beings will be afraid of death.
So… my method is.” Cao Nuo finally said the point, “Bring out your mission target, I will do a realistic kidnapping and kidnap him.
Put it in an extremely terrifying environment, and let him experience the horror of death.”

    “That’s not good.” Little Red Riding Hood asked hesitantly.

    “Tsk, I did read the employee handbook.
As long as it doesn’t violate the law, moral standards can be relaxed appropriately.” Cao Nuo said, “It’s not really kidnapping, it’s just playing an escape room.”

    “Does it work?” Little Red Riding Hood asked again.

    “It’s quite useful, especially for the newbie task.” Cao Nuo said confidently, “The first task I received at the time was a lost gambler who went bankrupt.
He was called a lifeless gambler and he was always ready to jump from the roof of the building.
I placed a cover under him and pushed him off the roof.
After experiencing a near-death situation, let alone suicide, he also quit gambling.
Now he is the owner of a small company.
The company will expand next year.”

    “So smart?” Little Red Riding Hood couldn’t believe it.

    “Of course, the second and third missions were all done this way.
This method can’t be said to be 100% effective, at least out of 100, 90% were a success.” Cao Nuo said confidently, “I see that your HP will only last a few days.
I’m only helping you, I have never helped them.”

    “Oh… no need.” Wu Ge said coldly.

    “Of course you don’t need it.
You are so vicious.
You directly scold someone who wants to die until they want to live.” Cao Nuo complained, “Scolding suicidal people because you want to live.
Truly depends on one mouth if someone wants to use that strategy.

    ” So powerful?” Little Red Riding Hood was filled with curiosity, “How did you do it?”

    “Let me tell you.” Cao Nuo explained excitedly, “Wu Ge’s newbie target is a migrant worker who can’t get money to go home for the New Year and wants to jump off a building.
When Wu Ge was sent over, he was preparing to fight a billion-dollar economic case in court, but he was suddenly got teleported over.
Think how angry he was.
He scolded the migrant worker on the spot, and then a few days later, the court issued a subpoena to sue the subcontractor, and then in the court, the subcontractor was scolded to death.”

    “Yes, yes.” Xiao Ming seemed to remember something funny, “Brother Wu Ge was a famous cold-blooded lawyer in our Xingcheng City before that.
A famous cold-blooded lawyer who only files lawsuits for the rich.
But the moment he demanded free wages for migrant workers, all the people in the entire Xingcheng City were completely shocked.
A bunch of people lined up on Weibo to apologize to Brother Wu, saying that they were wrong in the past for misunderstanding him.
It turns out that he is a good lawyer who is cold on the outside but soft on the inside.”

    “That’s why the world is so ignorant.” Cao Nuo sighed.

    Little Red Riding Hood glanced at Wu Ge quietly and found that his expression was calm and did not seem angry, so he turned to look at Xiao Ming: “What about you, Xiao Ming, how did you complete your first mission?”

    “Me? My newbie mission.
There’s nothing to learn from it.” Xiao Ming said.

    “You can just share about it.” No matter whether it is valuable or not, it is still better to have one more extra method.

    “I’m curious too, Xiao Ming, tell me.” Bai Xue urged, apparently she had never heard of Xiao Ming’s story.

    “My first mission target is a child.” Xiao Ming said a little embarrassedly, “He liked someone online he met in a game, but then that person dumped him.
The little kid doesn’t understand anything, so he was going to commit suicide because of this.
He tried to hang himself.”

    “Brat.” Cao Nuo asked, “How did you deal with it?”

    “It’s very simple.” Xiao Ming’s face was full of embarrassment.

    “How easy?” Bai Xue asked.

    “I…I told his parents.”

    “…” There was a long silence.

    “You are too simple, and have no reference value at all.” Cao Nuo commented.

    “I told you.” Xiao Ming pouted innocently.

    “What about you, Bai Xue? How did you solve your first task?” Little Red Riding Hood turned and asked Bai Xue again.

    Bai Xue recalled: “I, my first mission target was a bride who had escaped marriage.
She was wearing a wedding dress and was going to jump into the sea.
I was sent directly from the studio.
I persuaded her that women shouldn’t kill themselves for a scumbag.
Then I used the scissors in my hand to change her wedding dress into an elegant dress to encourage her to go into a new life.”

    “And then?” Cao Nuo asked.

    “And then… it was successful?” Bai Xue spread her hands.

    “It’s that simple? But it’s also a newbie task.” Cao Nuo nodded understandingly.

    “Then why is my novice task so difficult?” Little Red Riding Hood pressed her chin against the dining table.
Why do the other’s stories sound easy, but she encountered a neuropathy patient.

    “Is your task difficult? What is it?” Cao Nuo asked curiously.

    “A neurotic who commits suicide by different methods every day, a big pervert, a strange thing.” Little Red Riding Hood said with righteous indignation.

    “It’s so troublesome.
It’s alright, I’ll go back and you wait for me to arrange it.
You bring him out and try to do it using my method.” Cao Nuo said enthusiastically.

    “Well, thank you, but…” Little Red Riding Hood hesitated.
“He has bodyguards, so it’s not easy to tie him up.”

    “Is that so…” Cao Nuo hesitated immediately, “Wait… when will there be no bodyguards? You can notify me again.” His group of brothers is all group performers, and it’s okay to act in a play, but if they want to fight against the bodyguards, they can’t beat them.

    “Oh…” Little Red Riding Hood was lost again.
She didn’t have Xiao Ming’s luck, Bai Xue’s talent, Wu Ge’s poisonous tongue, and even Cao Nuo’s methods were blocked by the bodyguards.

    You said that you are a person who wants to die all day.
Why do you keep bringing bodyguards when you go out?

    “Ah..choo!” Brother Wolf who was working in the office sneezed for no reason.

The author has something to say: Today, I want to praise myself for being fat.

    PS: Thanks to “Twilight Watching the Clouds” for providing the disease name “Sa Huang Zheng” to Cao Nuo.

T/N:

1.
Cao Nuo’s disease, Sà huáng (萨黄) or Sa Huang Zheng means ‘yellow proven’.
The word huáng itself can mean ‘yellow’ or ‘pornography’.
I think it can also mean he has pervert syndrome.
But also I think is a play on the word sā huǎng (撒谎) which means ‘to tell lies’.
It goes along with his playful characteristic.It’s funny for me since the rest of the characters don’t have any deep meaning behind their disease’s name and this guy got a pun for disease.