Shut Up, You Fake Fan!

He felt that you couldn’t blame him for worrying, although Ye Jiuyue had said that that had been his first time, but he didn’t seem like it, otherwise he wouldn’t have gotten addicted after just once. 

It was all Ye Jiuyue’s fault. 

　　

  

Although Shen Weixing didn’t know what a first time was supposed to be like, but in his mind, and from the laughing conversations of his bros, a normal first time should be like a dead fish, or at least shouldn’t be so well cooperated!

Not only did Ye Jiuyue move his hips vigorously, he even said dirty talk!

In comparison, it made Shen Weixing seem like the dead fish, so he was really angry. 

What fucking first time?! 

Is there such a unreserved, untimid first time?!

The main thing was that Ye Jiuyue’s personality normally didn’t seem lusty or horny at all, and even seemed a bit shy.
So, contrasting his setting of becoming super forward once in bed, Shen Weixing felt that it really wasn’t that he wasn’t willing to  trust in humanity.
That’s why, forcefully dragging him to get a check-up wasn’t all on him, right, or at least it wasn’t all his own fault. 

 

If Ye Jiuyue was more of a dead fish, then he might not have done that.   

–if Ye Jiuyue had been more like a dead fish, then he might not be wanting another taste right now.

So in the end, it was all Ye Jiuyue’s fault. 

 

Shen Weixing, who had dodgedly gotten to this conclusion, had already appeared at the airport.
His manager still on the other side of the phone line emotionally asking him why he wasn’t resting at home during this rare two day break, and asking him where he was going.  

Where was he going? He was going to brave the invitation to the lions den alone.
Shen Weixing coldly laughed. 

　　

 

 

Shen Weixing arrived in the vicinity of Ye Jiuyue’s school and gave him a phone call, but Ye Jiuyue didn’t pick up. 

He unceasingly kept on phoning Ye Jiuyue, and when the call finally went through, he lowered his voice, and viciously asked, “Hey! Is this Ye Jiuyue?”

“No matter what it is, I’m not buying.” Ye Jiuyue replied, “And I don’t have a son either.”

Huh?

And then Ye Jiuyue hung up.  

 

 

Fuck, last time they should have exchanged Wechat accounts! Shen Weixing’s level of impatience rose up to 80%.
He called again.  

Ye Jiuyue picked up again.
“Can you stop calling me? I don’t have any money, and can’t afford to buy anything, can I ask you to erase my name from the name list?” 

“You’re Ye Jiuyue, aren’t you?” Shen Weixing asked. 

Ye Jiuyue replied, “No, I’m not.”

Good thing that at the time Shen Weixing had used his own phone number to Ye Jiuyue, so there wouldn’t be the possibility of having accidentally saved the wrong number.
After thinking awhile, Shen Weixing said, “I’m Shen Weixing.”

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Ye Jiuyue fell silent for a while, then cautiously said, “I won’t invest in anything.” 

Shen Weixing：“？？？”

 

 

Ye Jiuyue hung up again.  

Shen Weixing was going to be angered to death by him.
He called again, and rushing before Ye Jiuyue could open his mouth, said the name of the hotel name and the hotel number where they had their first time. 

Ye Jiuyue fell into a long, deep silence. 

 

Shen Weixing said, voiced lowered, “Come out.”

　　 

 

Wearing a hat, sunglasses and a mask, Shen Weixing waited by the school door for quite a while before finally spotting Ye Jiuyue when he came out, completely leisurely, acting it up with an expression of innocence. 

He might be super happy, who knows.
Shen Weixing coldly laughed in his mind. 

  

　　

 

Shen Weixing saw Ye Jiuyue standing by the door, looking right and left.
He couldn’t help but give him a call without prompting.
“Can’t you give me a call to ask me where I am?”

That option suddenly dawned on Ye Jiuyue.
“Ah, I forgot.” 

Whatever, if he really did have something wrong with his intelligence, then that might actually be a good thing.
Shen Weixing thought, self-defeatingly. 

　　

 

He got up and went to stand in front of Ye Jiuyue, pulled his mask down a little, then whispered, “Go to the hotel.” 

Ye Jiuyue backed up a small step, then warily looked him up and down.
“Who are you?”

“Shen Weixing!”

Ye Jiuyue’s gaze became even more cautious.
“Prove your identity.”

Shen Weixing said, through gritted teeth, “There’s so many people here, yet you’re telling me to show my face? Go to the hotel and I’ll let you see your fill.” 

“Then I won’t go.” Ye Jiuyue had a very strong sense of danger, and in no time at all started imagining a scenario about human trafficking and selling human organs.

Shen Weixing thought about it, turned on his phone, logged into Weibo, and handed it to Ye Jiuyue to see.
“Believe me now?”

 

Ye Jiuyue thought about it, then slowly said, “You could have hacked his account, though.”

　　“……” 

You really had Laozi there!

 

　　 

Shen Weixing furiously turned around and left, but after walking around ten metres away, he hurriedly came back, looked around him, then pulled Ye Jiuyue into a corner.
He then took off his sunglasses and mask, let Ye Jiuyue look for around ten seconds, then lightning fast put both back on.
He asked in a whisper, “Do you believe me now?”

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Ye Jiuyue seriously thought about it.
“You could have had plastic surgery, though.”

Shen Weixing clenched his fists, then said through gritted teeth, “Last time we exchanged numbers in person, can’t you just check the phone number? Did I even steal Shen Weixing’s phone card? How much are you worth if I cut you open and steal your organs? Why don’t I just sell Shen Weixing?”

Ye Jiuyue frowned, troubled.
“Last time you finished calling me, you deleted the dial ID, though.” 

Shen Weixing had indeed done that, at the time he’d used Ye Jiuyue’s phone to call himself.
However, he had deleted the call history on Ye Jiuyue’s cell, in order to prevent Ye Jiuyue from obtaining his phone number and using it to his advantage.

He asked, through gritted teeth, “Couldn’t you redial the number afterwards?”

Ye Jiuyue became even more puzzled.
“Why would I redial?”

Redial to obtain my number, and then save it, and then stick to me! Harass me! Cling to me! Have impossible dreams about flying onto the branch and becoming my official partner! 

Shen Weixing erupted in fury.

 

 

Shen Weixing breathed deeply, in order to get his emotions to calm down.
Then, he looked left and right to ascertain that there were no people around them and asked in a quiet voice, “Last time was your first?”  

The look Ye Jiuyue used to stare at him was weird, and only after a long time did he slowly ask a question to counter his, “Why are you still hung up about this?” 

Shen Weixing gritted his teeth.

 

Because I seriously wonder about this attitude of yours!

  

“Why are you acting as if nothing happened?” Shen Weixing lowly asked, “If that was the first time you slept with a man, you’re just so easy about it?”

Ye Jiuyue looked at him in surprise for a while, then slowly his face went pink, although his voice was still slow and mild.
“But, it’s not as if I’ll get pregnant, though.
And if you’re so scared of me having an STI, then you definitely don’t have one, though.” 

　　“……”

This logic, you just gotta accept.  

　　

 

Shen Weixing breathed deeply once more.
“That’s not the problem, you, you——you slept with me!”

Ye Jiuyue’s face turned a bit redder, lowered his head and stared at the floor.
“Oh.” 

What do you mean, ‘Oh’?!

After some time had passed, probably because Shen Weixing wasn’t speaking anymore, Ye Jiuyue looked up at him, blinked, then slowly asked again, 

“So?”

  

So are you an oddball freak?! Shen Weixing punched the trunk of a tree by the side of the road. 

 

The author has something to say:

Shen Ge is, at the moment, the gong with the best temper that I’ve written, after all, he still didn’t strangle Ye Jiuyue even when it’s gotten to this step（×） 

Jiuyue is, at the moment, the shou with the best temper that I’ve written, after all, he can still continue chatting with Shen Weixing even when it’s gotten to this step（√）

Above is just nonsense that the author has written.

 

Their brainwaves aren’t on the same page, sooner or later there’ll come a day when they get on the same page =V= probably