Race Wars

[Jacob] Hey look (budges Jacobi) hey look (points) some readers arrived

[Jacobi] (frowns and grunts) The hell you tellin mee that for, tell it to him (points at Jack) hes the one with the quill

[Jack] (hushes) Hey, hey, whatd I say about spea—ahh what the hell am I saying?

[Jacob] Oh, I figured it out! Lets tell tell em about that time, that time you know… that time

[Jacobi] Oh, oh, (laughs hysterically) that time about the Hitman. Yeah, yeah, lets go start with that

[Jack] Uhh, I swear, you kids. You never fail to want to embarrass me (shakes head)

So the story goes…

One morning Jack woke up in bed to a
ed-dot aimed at his forehead, he could see in his reflection on the mirror and hesitated to make even the slightest budge and when he did, a shot broke its way through a Lilliputian window in a nook, if Jack hadn performed his last indecisive decision hed been a dead man for sure. Placed in a tight-predicament Jack woke up the boys from the back of the trailer, in his words ”wake your **ing asses up, a hit-mans out to get me ” and scrambled around ground level trying to get to the back of the trailer. Jack reached the end of the trailer to the fully awoken boys butting heads about whos helping this time, Jacob blatantly ignored Jack on floor, simply patted his brother on the shoulders and said ”you got it ” before falling straight back to sleep. Jacobi ensured his brother not to worry, that hell do it with pleasure. He quickly grabbed a gym bag from under his bed and took out an item from inside: Emerald Looking Glass. He points the mirror towards Jack instructing him to ”jump in ” and hell be able to take the hit-man out.

Well Jack said ”hows that of any help? ” where Jacobi replied that hes looking at a portal and all he needs to do is think, jump and hell be where he needs to be. Without any hesitation Jack enter the Looking Glass and the portal took him to the hit-man or behind the hit-man. Jack held a transformable ray at the hit-man spines, renouncing in his ears ”a hit-man hired to takeout a hit-man, well isn this funny? ” Jacobi watched at the other end of the Glass laughing at the whole thing. It turns out the hit-man was ULF-042 or otherwise ”Thee Hitman ”

an old accomplice of Jack. Jack questioned Thee who hired him? how did they know where to look? how did they know what he look like? and so on and so on, Jack was a very stay to himself sort of guy. Thee informed Jack that someone hired him and that someone is probably already dead as of now because right after he took the mission he hired another hit-man for that someone without realizing himself also going after a hitman. Jack replied, ”Ha, The Hitman Paradox. Fuck you. Whoever you are. ” before absorbing Thee into his ray.

End of story.