Maybe a Fake Gintama

ctually, it is…” Otsuu-chan wanted to explain, but Kawaki reached out a hand to stop her.

“Goodbye…” As he spoke, Kawaki had already sent the four of them out of the room.

“Goodbye your ass!” Gintoki kicked open the door again and shouted, “At least you should listen to someone finish talking!”

“This is not a police station! If you want to call the police, you should call 110.
Why don’t you call the police if you receive a scare letter?” Kawaki retorted.

“A few letters like this were sent to the office.
I was very afraid and went to discuss it with my dad.
He said that the two of you would definitely be able to help me…” At this time, Otsuu-chan finally mustered up the courage to say it.

“Oh, that uncle.
How is he? Is he okay?” Kawaki finally remembered the uncle who broke out of prison to watch his daughter’s concert.

“Well, after I told him about this, he made a big fuss and said that he will break out of prison…”

“I see.” Kawaki nodded and then looked at Gintoki, “Gintoki, I’ll leave this matter to you!”

“Leave your ass! Help me too!” Gintoki said and dragged Kawaki out the door, “Didn’t you like playing detective games the most before? I’ll let you have enough fun this time!”

“That was a long time ago!” Kawaki shouted, “Right now, I only like FPS GAMES!”

“Who cares about it!” Gintoki replied, “I have to think of a way to solve this before that uncle does anything stupid!”

“Kawaki-san, please!” Shinpachi said from the side.

However, Kawaki saw a trace of loss in Shinpachi’s eyes.

…

Everyone sat down again.

“How many of your fans are suspected of doing this kind of thing?” Kawaki asked.

“I think it might be someone from the same profession.
Ever since I received that threatening letter, many strange things have happened around me.
For example, my room has been turned upside down.
I felt strange gazes behind me in the locker room, or the camera light above my head suddenly fell down and smashed in front of me when I was filming indoors… Normal fans can’t do it at all.” Otsuu-chan analyzed.

After hearing this, the three men present fell into deep thought.

At this moment, Kagura spoke, “Won’t it be fine if you break up-aru?”

Everyone looked over.
Kagura ate the snacks on Kawaki’s table while continuing, “Won’t breaking up solve everything perfectly?”

“I don’t want it!” Otsuu-chan replied, “I don’t even want to think about it, he is the only person in the entertainment industry who treats me kindly.”

“Tsk, when a man is cheating on a woman, he will always be gentle! Little girl!” Kagura moved closer to Otsuu-chan and said.

At the same time, Kawaki nodded in agreement.

However, Shinpachi stopped Kagura, who wanted to continue, and said at the same time, “If I can’t lock on the criminal, then I can only protect her! I, Shimura Shinpachi, will protect Otsuu-chan even if I have to sacrifice my life!”

Kawaki was the first to clap.
Gintoki was the second.

“Then I’ll leave it to you! Shinpachi!” With that, Kawaki and Gintoki sent Shinpachi and Otsuu-chan out the door.

“Eh!!!!!!!!”

…

“It’s really annoying to play detective games with you on this kind of rest day,” Kawaki complained.

“You obviously look the most motivated! What’s with that outfit?! Is it Conan or Kudo Shinichi?!” Shinpachi whispered in a low voice.

“I am not talented.
I am a genius high school detective, Kudou…” Before Kawaki could finish, he was interrupted by Gintoki.

“High school student?” Gintoki sneered, “No, your brain is at most at the second level of junior high school.”

“What did you say?!”

Seeing that the two of them were about to start fighting again, Shinpachi hurriedly stopped them, “Lower your voice! Look over there!”

It was only then that everyone finally looked at Otsuu-chan and that rumored boyfriend not far away.

At this time, everyone was in a corner of the coffee shop, following Otsuu-chan.
This was also agreed upon by Otsuu-chan.

“Hey, is that the rumored boyfriend? What’s his name again?” Kawaki asked out of curiosity.

“GOEMON, the leader of the idol team [Hansumu]-aru,” Kagura replied.

“You know it very well.
Are you a fan of his?” Gintoki interrupted.

“I am not interested in that kind of thing~.
A man’s worth is determined by his [flavor]-aru.”

“It’s so troublesome.
The meaning of this name is completely unknown.
Calling it [GANGMEN] is easy to understand and very recognizable.” Kawaki said casually.

“Look, they are talking! They are talking!” Kawaki pointed at Goemon and Otsuu-chan not far away.

…

“Otsuu-chan, I think it’d be wise to not see each other for a while,” Goemon said after taking a sip of coffee.

“Why? Goemon-san, I don’t want to!” Hearing this, Otsuu-chan became anxious.

“I don’t want to be apart from you either-gozaru.
But it isn’t wise to disappoint our fans too much.
I know better than you how valuable, and how frightening, fans can be-gozaru.
Let’s give it some time.”

Hearing this, Otsuu-chan showed a sad expression…