Maybe a Fake Gintama

“Hurry up and bring a clean towel over!” Okaasan shouted at a lackey who was kneeling on the ground, “I want a clean one!”

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“Okay!” The lackey quickly got up and ran to get a clean towel after he finished replying.
Following that, Okaasan used her mouth to suck out the excess amniotic fluid from the puppy and took the clean towel from the lackey from before.
She gently wrapped the puppy and swung it down a few times.
Looking at Okaasan’s confusing actions, Kurogoma Katsuo could not help but ask anxiously, “Okaasan, what are you doing? Are you saving it? Are you saving Mel’s baby?”
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone found that the puppy that had stopped breathing actually made a sound twice…
“Oh my god! It’s a success! It’s a revival!” Kurogoma Katsuo and his subordinates instantly cheered.
“Okaasan, thank you so much! Thank you so much!” Kurogoma Katsuo held Okaasan’s hand and thanked her with tears in his eyes.
“It’s fine, it’s fine.
You have to take good care of it.” Okaasan replied with a smile.
She then gently handed the puppy in her hand to Kurogoma Katsuo.
“I understand.” Kurogoma Katsuo tiptoed as he took the puppy that had just been resurrected and said gratefully.
However, he realized that something was wrong just as he finished speaking, “Okaasan, why are you here?”
“Aren’t you talking about giving birth to something?” Okaasan said as a matter of course, “It’s not good to have a mother at a time like this.”
“That’s right…”
“As expected of Okaasan!”
“Okaasan, amazing!”
The group of lackeys echoed.
“Can you not use such a matter-of-fact tone!” Kurogoma Katsuo couldn’t help but complain loudly.
Then, he shouted at Okaasan, “Speaking of which, who exactly are you, Auntie”
“Big brother seems to have a problem with his brain…”
“That’s right, that’s right.
It seems like that attack just now scared him so much that his memories were in a mess…”
“Right.”
…

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The whispers of the lackey did not escape Kurogoma Katsuo’s ears.
He shouted and cursed, “I heard it all! You bastards!”
“Big brother,” One of the lackeys sighed and then looked at Kurogoma Katsuo with a very concerned gaze, “What are you talking about? Isn’t this Okaasan?”
“Right, this is the most attentive Okaasan.” Another lackey echoed.
“I see, so it’s Okaasan.” Kurogoma Katsuo nodded, but then he reacted.
He shouted, “Okaasan my ass! Don’t casually recognize an aunt as your own Okaasan! Are you worthy of the real Okaasan who was sleeping in your hometown?”
“In the end, who are you, Auntie?”
Okaasan replied, “Mom.”
Kurogoma Katsuo tried to suppress his angry voice, “Whose mom is it”
“Hachiro’s mother.” Okaasan continued, “But in our hometown, the mother is everyone’s mother, and the child is everyone’s child.”
“Yes.” The group of lackeys cupped their hands and nodded.
“Do you think you are a mother?!” Kurogoma Katsuo was furious.
Then he looked at his subordinates standing behind Okaasan, “You guys, what kind of attitude is that? Don’t take this kind of thing for granted!”
“Okaasan is right,” A lackey said, “My mother is also the mother of everyone in my hometown.”
“My hometown too…”
“Me too…”
“And me…”
…
“That’s enough!” Kurogoma Katsuo was really on the verge of collapse, but looking at his subordinates who had instantly become the protectors, he was helpless.
He pouted and muttered, “Why did Hachiro’s mother become Dobunezumi Group’s mother… Eh? Wait, Hachiro? Hachiro?”
“Is the Hachiro referring to the Hachiro with the afro-head?” One of the lackeys asked.
The rest of the lackeys also looked over curiously.
“No, it’s Kuroita Hachiro.” Okaasan corrected.
“Then who is it?” The group of lackeys was instantly dumbfounded, but their tone immediately changed.

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“Who cares who he is, but Okaasan is everyone’s Okaasan, hahahaha,”
“You are right, hahaha.”
“No way!” Kurogoma Katsuo punched the two lackeys who were laughing foolishly.
“Yo, Kabukicho’s First Host Selection Competition has officially ended!” Kawaki walked in with an unknown camera with a face full of tears, “Except for the toothpick brother, everyone else has been admitted!”
“Really?” The group of lackeys said in surprise.
“Great! I actually passed!”
“And I also passed!”
“And me!”
“That’s great!”
“No!” Kurogoma Katsuo was really confused by his idiot subordinate, “Are you really immersed in that kind of play?! Do you remember what our job is?!”
At this time, the group of lackeys finally reacted.
At the same time, they rubbed their heads and laughed awkwardly, “I’m sorry, big brother.”
“I understand how you feel.” Kawaki patted Kurogoma Katsuo on the shoulder, “I understand the feeling of being the only one who has failed! But, don’t give up! As long as you don’t give up, you can definitely realize your dream!”
As he spoke, Kawaki took out a card from his body, “Although you can’t become a host, your spirit has moved me! Yoshiwara once wanted to build a ladyboy club.
Although it was delayed by some matters.
But after seeing you, I suddenly feel that you will become a new star in the ladyboy world! Go! Light up and heat up for your dream!”
“Big brother…”
The group of lackeys looked at their big brother with tears in their eyes.
“Go chase after your dreams! Don’t worry about us!”
“You have to work hard!”
“I believe in you, big brother!”

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…
Kurogoma Katsuo looked at the card in his hand, and his face became darker and darker.
Finally…
“You all want to die, right? Do you want me to throw all of you into the sea one by one? Bastard!”
Kurogoma Katsuo, who had just finished roaring, suddenly realized that Kawaki and the aunt who had just been here had disappeared.
“Where is he?”
…
On the way.
“Okaasan, are you happy?” Kawaki asked on the way.
Okaasan smiled, but then looked at Kawaki, “Kawaki-chan, how can you still be so thin? Did you not listen to me and did not eat well? It’s not good for a man to not have a good physique.
Also, those girls around you are your girlfriends? Don’t be embarrassed.
Tell Okaasan too…”
“No! They are not!” Kawaki replied decisively, “You still don’t know about my appetite? Don’t worry.”
“You can’t become a womanizer.
This kind of man is the most annoying to women.” Okaasan earnestly said, “Also, although you eat a lot, you have to eat slowly.
Otherwise, you won’t be able to make a girl happy…”
“Hey, hey, I know.” Kawaki nodded.
That’s right.
Kawaki and Okaasan had known each other for a long time.
This matter started three years ago.
At that time, Kawaki was still wandering.
When he arrived at Okaasan’s hometown, he passed out because he was too hungry.
After that, he was picked up by Okaasan and returned home.
Kawaki accepted Okaasan’s care for a period of time there…
“Okaasan, how is it? Have you seen your son?” Kawaki continued to ask.
Okaasan did not reply.
She only smiled and looked up at the night sky, “Let’s go back……”
After Kagura received a message from Kawaki, the trio finally breathed a sigh of relief.
…
Late at night.

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“Cook with sugar and wine, those pumpkins!” Okaasan stood at the door of Yorozuya and reminded the three people inside.
“You are so annoying.
You say the same thing so many times!” Gintoki replied impatiently.
“Don’t speak so loudly! You only know how to find fault with me!” Okaasan started the chatter mode again, “You can’t cook that for too long.
Otherwise, it will be overcooked… It’s just right…”
“You’re so annoying! Why did you say the same thing so many times!” Gintoki said impatiently.
“Don’t speak so loudly! You only know how to pick a fight with me!” Okaasan scolded, “That thing must be chewed before swallowing.”
“You are so annoying! Why do you have to say the same thing so many times!”
“This is the first time I’ve said this! Don’t try to lie to me!” Okaasan scolded, “Okay, I’m leaving, remember to lock the door.
The streets are not very peaceful recently.”
“You’re really long-winded.
Alright, alright, you should leave quickly.” Gintoki still had that impatient tone.
“BYE-BYE.
Auntie, have a good dream-aru.” Kagura said.
“You too, little one!” With that, Okaasan prepared to close the door.
“That… Mother Hachiro… In the end, we didn’t manage to help…” Shinpachi said apologetically, “I’m really sorry,”
“What nonsense are you talking about,” Okaasan smiled, “Didn’t we just meet up.”
After saying that, Okaasan closed the door and walked out without looking back…
“Kawaki-chan, what are you doing in this place so late at night?” When Okaasan went downstairs, she saw Kawaki leaning against the entrance of the Otose Snack House, “It’s so late, it’s not good to not return home at night.
Women hate men who don’t return home at night the most…”
Seeing that Okaasan was about to start nagging again, Kawaki hurriedly stopped her, “No! I just feel that if that son doesn’t come to send you off, then I should send you off…”
“What nonsense are you saying! Do I need you to send me off? I eat more salt than you walk.
Hurry up and go back!” Okaasan scolded.
“I came to see you off out of kindness.
Is this how you treat e?” Kawaki complained.
Okaasan replied, “Go back quickly! You don’t have to send me off!”