I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The class leader stopped in the kitchen and baths section for a while. She was mainly interested in looking at dish towels and garbage bags. She also stopped in front of some discounted food containers, but in the end she didnt take any.

Then, her attention was taken away by the half-off oven mitts. She held two pairs in her hand and meticulously inspected the differences.

“Ill be done soon, dont worry.”

The class leader said as she inadvertently treated me as her younger brother.

Her face turned red instantly. It wasnt that bad she mistook me as Xiao Zhe, but the tone she used was like a kindergartner trying to amuse a child.

Shu Zhe, do you usually always make your sister worry and always pace back and forth behind her when shes shopping?

But its true girls take a long time when they are shopping. The only reason Im so patient today is because I want to increase my popularity with the class leader and because shes wearing a skirt.

Im definitely not trying to say that every time she bends down, I would always try to sneak a glance to see if I could see underneath.

But the class leader is like a seasoned veteran whos experienced hundreds of wars. She would even inadvertently cover her skirt, so I couldnt see anything.

But it was still pretty exciting looking at her legs while trying not to be caught.

After finally selecting an oven mitt, the class leader put it into the cart. No, after placing it into the basket, she told me she was done shopping and we could checkout after I was done.

I quickly took two boxes of toothpicks of the shelves then pushed the cart towards the checkout counters.

“Is that all?”

Since I waited quite a while for her. The class leader felt bad since she didnt have to wait for me.

“No problem.” I said, “Men usually move faster than women. Tens of thousands of years ago, men would be hunting while the women are in charge of gathering. Fruits wont run away if you move slowly, but prey will.”

“Oh, is that so, looks like you have a pretty chauvinistic attitude.” The class leaders tone was indifferent, “Lets compete at whos better at hunting if we ever get the chance.”

Sh… shit. I forgot the class leaders family has a hunting background. Once she picks up a rifle, all prey would fall, even me as her competitior may run into some mishaps.

Why did your forest ranger uncle even teach you how to shoot? Does she want you to be huntress with a sniper when facing your boyfriend who betrays you, instead of an innocent mushroom picking girl?

There were a lot of people at the checkout counters. I swept through aisle 1 to aisle 9 and they were all the same, so I lined up at the end of a random isle.

I got thirsty after shopping, so I took one of the sports drinks from the cart and took a sip, then I passed it towards the class leader and asked:

The class leader looked back at me silently as if she was awaiting for me to realize my mistake.

Not… good. Asking the class leader to drink something I already drank is an indirect kiss. Since I always spend too much time with Xiao Qin, I forgot other girls may mind these things.

But the class leader didnt care about the indirect kiss.

“How can you drink it without paying first?”

“Huh, but thats what everyone does. Doesnt everyone eat at a restaurant first before paying? Its not like Im going to put the bottle back after drinking it…”

“Anyway, the order is incorrect.”

Then what would be the correct order? Do you have to get so fussy over a drink?

I pointed at the other bottle of sport drink in the cart.

“If you dont want to have an indirect kiss, then you can drink that new bottle…”

“The problem isnt about the indirect kiss or if its a new bottle.” The class leader continued to lecture me, “The drink belongs to someone else before you pay for it, so you cant infringe on someone elses property.”

Stop please, is there a need to make it a serious matter? The aunties behind us in line are all laughing at us.

Also, do you not care about the indirect kiss or if its a new bottle because weve already kissed? Now that I think about it, your lips were sweeter than this drink.

When it was finally our turn to check out, the class leader rushed first to put her basket onto the counter and said:

“Separate bills, were not together.”

Who said we were together? Why are you being so sensitive? The cashier looked between me and her and thought we were a couple who was in a fight.

After scanning the class leaders goods, the cashier said slowly:

“We have a promotion right now where you can enter the lottery if you buy at least ¥100 of goods, but youre currently short ¥9…”

As the class leader was hesitating, I put my stuff onto the counter, “Well pay for it together, then we can enter the draw.”

The cashier took my money before the class leader could stop him and printed the receipt. The cashier was pretty happy since he didnt have to create a separate order.

As I was waiting in the customer service line with the class leader to enter the draw, the class leader paid me her half of the bill.

Then, to my surprise, she took the unopened bottle of sport drink from my bag and took a sip.

“What are you looking at?” she said confidently, “Count the money again, I already paid you for this bottle, so now its mine. Why cant I take a sip of my own drink?”

Of course its fine. Ill let you drink it even if you didnt pay me. If you were thirsty, then you could have taken a drink before we paid for it.

The win rate for this Walmart lottery is pretty high. Usually, you would win a plastic cup or a bottle of green tea. As it was our time to enter the raffle, the uncle in front of us won a handcart. I said to the class leader:

“My lucks not that good, so you can draw it…”

The class leader felt a bit awkward, “My lucks not good either…”

But were not really expecting a big prize, so she stuck her hands in the raffle box and randomly pulled out a ticket.

We never expected the worker to excitedly call his colleagues after revealing the ticket:

“Ahh, its the first prize! Our store also won the first prize. We should call Xiao Sun to show off.”

When the worker gave the ¥500 gift card to the class leader, she stood still on the spot and wasnt used to the gazes of envy from the surrounding customers.

“Ive never even won a balloon before…”

The class leader mumbled in a quiet voice.

I was also a bit shocked, but it was ¥500 not ¥5,000,000, so theres nothing odd about winning once in a while. Once when my second aunt went to a pharmacy, she won a ¥4000 flat screen TV.

“Wow, your lucks pretty good.” I applauded to celebrate and she felt a bit embarrassed in front of all the people.

“If I was drawing, I definitely wouldnt win anything. Im well known for being unlucky. Every time I would draw BOSS for Xiao Ding, I would always pull trash cards.”

“Xiao Ding, the university graduate who never talks to me?” The class leader frowned, “Do the two of you always play online games together?”

“No, I just occassionally play for him. Anyway, you have pretty good luck to pull the first prize, you should take the gift card.”

“No way.” After we left the customer service desk, she said seriously, “We won it together so I shouldnt take it all for myself. And my luck is bad, if I was by myself, I wouldnt even win a bottle of green tea…”

“Thats odd.” I pushed the shopping cart towards the exit and said, “Does our luck improve when were together?”

The possibility of my statement caused the class leader to think for a bit before she said:

“We would have to wait until after the basketball and volleyball tournament to see if our luck improves when were together.”

What does those two have to do with each other? Weve always been in the third class together. If we could have won by being together, then we wouldnt have lost so miserably in last years basketball tournament. or are you saying we werenttogether since we werent both working hard?

“Plus, if youre not against it….” the class leader waved the gift card, “If the basketball team and volleyball team reach their goal, Ill use the gift card to buy snacks for everyone as a celebration. But if we dont hit our goals, then Ill return the entire card to you.”

Huh, so if we win, you take our money to treat everyone, but if we lose, you will give all the money to me? Isnt the reward and punishment a bit strange?

After leaving the superstore, I volunteered to help carry her stuff to her bike. She laughed but didnt refuse.

I suddenly had a question Ive been thinking about for a while and couldnt help but ask:

“Class leader, let me ask you something but dont get mad. Do you not worry about getting exposed when riding a bike with a skirt?”

The class leader pulled out four small clips from her skirt pocket and placed it on her palm to show me.

“Whats this for?” I scratched my head.

“As long as you use these clips in the right places, the skirt will turn into shorts. That way you wouldnt expose yourself and perverts like you cant sneek peeks.”

Whos a pervert? How am I a pervert for reminding you out of the goodness of my heart?

I looked towards the class leaders familar sky blue bike and noticed a suspicious fatty about to do something to her bike.

Is he a thief? Where are the security guards? But the class leaders bike is already old and theres a brand new mountain bike right next to hers, so why is he stealking the class leaders bike?

Wait, this fatty seems familar. I think hes also from 28 Middle, a third year in the student council called Zuo Xiong or something… Apparently he did wrote the class leader an anonymous confession before, but he foolishly dropped his student ID in the letter. Then the class leader had to return his ID while simultaneously rejecting his confession…

After I took a closer look, his hands werent even near the locks. It seems he wanted to take off the bike seat. He was even getting closer and sniffing it while removing the seat. Does he want to take the seat home and use it as a pillow?

I got angry, so I rushed towards him and shouted: