Guild Wars

bring out them fizzles for our Brother here.
Then we can finally say we did our part for our gangsta ’s paradise. ” 

The Drake cooed and went to the back of the vault, rummaging around for something. 

In the meantime, Essence Stalker was taking another deep puff of the good stuff. 

”You ever wonder why we ’re here? ” Essence asked deeply. 

”It ’s one of life ’s great mysteries, isn ’t it? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff.
I don ’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night. ” Fitter Cleric, who just came out of his earlier daze, answered. 

Essence sighed.
”I was hoping you wouldn ’t say that.
Because the only person who could know so much has to be an ENEMY STAND USER! ” 

Essence roared and jumped to his feet, manifesting a strange Dragonoid spirit behind him that posed fabulously. 

Fitter Cleric laughed menacingly and also jumped up, adopting a magnificent pose as a female goddess-like apparition stood behind him with her arms wrapped around Fitter. 

Essence clenched his fists and slowly began walking towards his ’pal ’ as his eyes narrowed.
”Bastard… Fitter! ” 

Fitter simply scoffed and questioned.
”Hoh? You ’re approaching me? You ’re actually approaching me, Fitter Cleric? ” 

Essence continued walking staunchly with a serious expression, his voice mirroring his hardened will.
”I can ’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer. ” 

Fitter seemed mildly amused by this and began walking towards Essence as well.
”Hoh hoh… then, do as you please. ” 

Once they eventually stood before each other, Essence ’s Dragonoid spirit came out with a punch, but the female apparition was faster and had sent out a kick that shattered the leg portion of his armor. 

Fitter shook his head and made a gesture of ’see the shit I go through? ’.
”Tsk, I wanted to compare our strength since the hype around you was so much, but it seems like I ’ve overestimated you. ” 

Essence remained calm and only gazed at the part where his armor was cracked.
”I would say the same.
I expected you to be able to tear me in half with one strike, but well…
At least you managed to ruin a part of my 3,000 platinum armor. ” 

Fitter became annoyed.
”Tch.
Why are you Dragons always so reluctant to admit the truth of your own weakness? No matter.
Why don ’t we compare our attack rushes to see who ’s faster. ” 

Essence remained stoic.
”Bring it on. ” 

His Dragonoid spirit came out with a cry of ’Shura!! ’ while Fitter ’s female apparition came out with a shriek of ’Wuda! ’.
Both spirits approached each other and began radiating runes that meant ’menacing ’ in the language of magic. 

In a split second, they began punching at each other ferociously, their hits perfectly timed in speed and accuracy, making them rebound off each other in tandem, creating small shockwaves that whipped about the room. 

”Shura! Shura! Shura! Shura! Shura! Shura! Shura! Shura! ” 

”Wuda! Wuda! Wuda! Wuda! Wuda! Wuda! Wuda! Wuda! ” 

Their blows ricocheted off their masters, highlighting their expressions as if time had paused.
While Essence was maintaining a stoic expression, Fitter was showing an arrogant one. 

This was a moment that was locked in time, displaying the heroic might of the hero Essence, going against the tyrannical evil that was Fitter Cleric! 

Alas, that scene could only be comprehended by their THC addled minds.
In reality, both of them were punching the air while shouting and making strange poses that were not fabulous but could only be described as embarrassing. 

After the Drake had returned with all 5 of the remaining eggs, the only thing left to do was to hand them over to Essence.
Yet the room was silent as Snoop Dragon and his ladies took in the questionable scene before them. 

Snoop Dragon gazed at the roll he was smoking and rubbed his scalp.
”Maybe I shoulda given them a weaker strain… having these brothas start out with the strong stuff might not have been a good idea… ” 

But he laughed the next moment and released another puff.
”But there ’s no use worryin.
These Brothers look like they ’re gonna drop it like its hawt, so why not watch the show. ” 

It took a long time of ’fighting and shouting ’ for Fitter and Essence to return to their senses, but they didn ’t feel embarrassed.
They genuinely felt like that experience had been real and not mere hallucination. 

Essence received the eggs from Snoop Dragon and was led to an underground room with a portal gateway set in the wall opposite the entrance.
Snoop Dragon released another cloud of smoke as he pointed at the gateway. 

”Right there, brotha.
That ’s the only way to get into the Ancestral Dragon City without a Dragon God ’s blessing.
It ’s a one-time use, one-way shady, so you gotta find another way out once you ’re done. ” 

Essence, still slightly high, nodded with valor.
”No matter the obstacles, I shall make sure these kids see the light of day! ” 

Fitter, also slightly high, muttered under his breath.
”Goody two-shoes loser. ” 

Snoop Dragon patted both their backs ”That ’s the spirit my homies, now in you go! ” 

With a push, both Essence and Fitter were thrust into the portal gateway before they could even scream, and it snapped shut, then crumbled the moment they went through. 

Snoop Dragon silently watched them pass through.
One of his female Drakes brought a glass of gin and juice to him which he downed in one big gulp.
After that, he spoke wise words culminated after years of living and experience. 

”The Dragon race is doomed. ” 

He sighed with defeat, but still took one last puff, even as his body began to fade away, accompanied by all his female Wyrms and Drakes who hugged him closely. 

”Well, we did our part for the family sistas, now it ’s time to scoop the underworld and get a look at that wishizzle… yea! ” 

A shame nobody was there to record his last words.
The vault door that had been opened by Essence closed and disappeared, while the lounge that had been filled with smoke turned into an empty cavern. 

There was no longer anything that could bear testimony to the existence of the legendary Snoop Dragon and his crib.